Sisterfest 2007: 08.01.2007

Quotes

"Why are you so stupid?"
- Jennifer to Jamie on the airplane. Jamie still doesn't know
why.

"Did you just call that pigeon a dirty little bastard? Because I don't think you can say that in the Vatican."
- Jamie to Jennifer in Rome. For the record, Jennifer did not call anyone or anything a dirty little bastard, especially in Vatican City.

"I am not above kicking a pigeon."
- Jennifer to Jamie after nearly getting attacked by a rat with wings in Vatican City. Cussing (allegedly) and kicking pigeons...you can't take that girl anywhere.

"No desserto."
- Jamie to Italian waiter when asked if she wanted dessert. Turns out "dessert" in Italian is dolci. Not "desserto."

"Mmm.....smells like spaghettios."
- Jamie, after being served the best homemade pasta known to man. Good lord, get this girl some culture.

"I know pecorino is made of sheep's milk but this pecorino is made of ewe's milk!!"
- Jennifer to Jamie. Bless her heart, she was just so excited. Jamie had to remind her that, out of the sheep family, a ewe was pretty much the only thing that can produce milk. Then again, I've been told you can milk anything with nipples.

"Canyoning? What's canyoning?...I just don't see how that's possible unless you're a bird."
- Jennifer to Jamie, after Jamie tried to explain to her what canyoning might be. Niether of us are exactly sure, but Jennifer is not very willing to find out. We think it involves jumping from canyon to canyon. Something about 30 foot drops.....

"I think we have a case of the stupids on our hands..."
-Jennifer to Jamie, referring to the woman on the bike tour who actually believes that doves deliver messages from Barcelona priests to the Vatican

"I'd like to remind you that the last shower we had was on a beach."
-Jamie to Jennifer, once we realized that our last shower had happened not only on a beach, but on a beach in another country. Showering quickly became our top priority.

"You know who I love?.....Eugene Levy."
-Jennifer to Jamie, randomly.

"I'm gonna go ahead and say we just polished off a good 12 ounces of cheese."
- Jamie to Jennifer, in Switzerland. After polishing off a good 12 ounces of cheese.

"Let's get one thing straight. I just ate a PLATE of melted cheese. I'm not running anywhere."

- Jennifer to Jamie, after Jamie suggested running back to the hotel because it was raining.

"I need to use the internet. I want to check my email and make sure Munchen is really the German word for Munich."

-Jamie to Jennifer. It is.

"Just when you think you've seen all the "-erias...."

-Jennifer to Jamie, upon seeing a "Lobsteria" in Munich. Gelateria, Yogurteria, Galanteria.....lots of -erias over here.

"I cannot wait to re-enact this."

- Jamie to Jennifer, regarding an especially enthusiastic British tour guide named Roland. Food and Beer Tour, Munich.

"I think we have a case of the stupids on our hands."

-Jennifer to Jamie, regarding an especially idiotic person on our Food and Beer Tour of Munich.

"You are being so, like, Sunset Boulevard right now."

-Jennifer to Jamie, after Jamie's particularly dramatic episode of ridding herself of hiccups. That girl can make even the most mundane occurrences very diva-esque. What an idge.

We're home...yay!

We'll fill you in on the last leg of our trip once we've adjusted ourselves to Eastern Standard Time.

xoxoxo

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